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Why do they always put adverts on the tv about constipation or diarriah when im eating my tea

You know the last time you went to the hospital and they knocked you out for the "operation" that you questioned whether you actually needed or not. They found what kind of pattern your brain waves emit when you are thinking of when you want tea. This in tv advertising agencies turn is relayed into a censor "they" installed into your TV while you were gone.

Next a message is relayed to the TV channel you are watching which alerts them to get a Diarrhea or Constipation commercial ready to air.

It's just that frightfully simple, I'm afraid.

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